America has a serious issue: the above.
You shouldn’t drink enough fucking soda to need to drink a diet soda. You should just not drink so god damn much soda. Is it that difficult to understand?
I saw a god damn 3 Musketeers Light, today at the gas station. Who eats enough 3 Musketeers bars to warrant needing to purchase a lowfat version of it?
MMM MMM HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP